Peter McKay - Last Saturday, I dragged our vacuum up to our master bedroom to do a thorough cleaning. We make the bed every day and put away clothes on occasion, but every once in a while, I notice that when I hit the snooze button on the alarm clock, I'll raise a cloud of dust. I then know it's time to vacuum. […]
Andy Borowitz - SACRAMENTO (The Borowitz Report) — Anti-gay California State Sen. Roy Ashburn today demanded a sweeping recall of the vehicle that drove him to a gay nightclub this week.?? Ashburn, a Republican who has consistently voted for anti-gay legislation, said that the car drove him to the club "against my will." […]
Andy Borowitz - WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The reputation of the Toyota Motors Corp. received another black eye today as the president of the embattled company missed his scheduled appearance at congressional hearings after he overshot Washington, D.C., by 150 miles.__ […]