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		<title>Condoms &#8216;too big&#8217; for Indian men</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.<br />
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<p>The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.</p>
<p>It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.</p>
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<p>Read the full story: <a title="Condoms 'too big' for Indian men" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/news.bbc.co.uk');" target="_blank">BBC NEWS</a></p>
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		<title>Cameron Diaz does a Britney</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cameron Diaz shaves her head on movie.

It&#8217;s in her new film &#8220;My Sister&#8217;s Keeper&#8221; Diaz let her hair fall.

The film is based on the book by Jodi Picault, and about how it is to live with cancer in the family.  Cameron&#8217;s character cut her hair of in solidarity cause of her sister&#8217;s cancer.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cameron Diaz shaves her head on movie.</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s in her new film &#8220;My Sister&#8217;s Keeper&#8221; Diaz let her hair fall.</p>
<p><img title="Photo: Splash News / New Line Cinema" src="http://www.nettavisen.no/imagecache/parameter/?upsizable=true&amp;action=resize&amp;width=530&amp;height=-1&amp;url=http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00707/NO_USA_Cameron_Di_7070151x1.jpg" border="0" alt="BARBERER HÅRET: Men bare på film. Her er Cameron Diaz i filmen «My Sister's Keeper»" width="530" /></p>
<p>The film is based on the book by Jodi Picault, and about how it is to live with cancer in the family.  Cameron&#8217;s character cut her hair of in solidarity cause of her sister&#8217;s cancer.</p>
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		<title>Pistol man robbed wrong Beauty Shop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beauty Shop]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The robber thought he had chosen a single switch when he took action against a beauty salon in the city Mesjtjovska in Russia in March of this year.  Just before closing took 32-year-old into the lounge and threatened with a gun.
 

 

The 28-year-old owner, referred to as Olga in Russian media, showed no signs of the first [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> The robber thought he had chosen a single switch when he took action against a beauty salon in the city Mesjtjovska in Russia in March of this year.  <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()">Just before closing took 32-year-old into the lounge and threatened with a gun.</span></p>
<p> </p>
<p><span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><a class="highslide" onclick="return hs.expand(this)" href="http://go.nettavisen.no/go/e/artikkel_tekst;siteId=191/http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00706/-_sexslave_tok_ra_7062723x4.jpg" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/go.nettavisen.no');"><img title="OLGA: The owner of the beauty saloon has confessed that she &quot;had sex with raneren&quot;. Foto: - © --" src="http://www.nettavisen.no/imagecache/parameter/?action=resize&amp;url=http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00706/-_sexslave_tok_ra_7062723x4.jpg&amp;width=300" alt="OLGA: Eieren av skjønnhetssalongen har tilstått at hun «hadde sex med raneren»." width="300" /></a></span></p>
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<p><span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()">The 28-year-old owner, referred to as Olga in Russian media, showed no signs of the first to make resistance. <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()">She took off his money belt in which the current turnover.</span> </span></p>
<p><span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()"><span class="google-src-text" style="text-align: left; direction: ltr;">-</span>OK, take the money, she said to the robber according life.ru.</span></p>
<p><span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()">The robber sat up to take the money, but got instead a straight right from the blonde salon owner.</span></p>
<p>Olga told their employees that they would only go home, and that she would notify the police.</p>
<p>But Olga did not called the police. <span onmouseover="_tipon(this)" onmouseout="_tipoff()">Instead, she tied him  to a radiator with a cord and asked the man take off his pants and pressed him on Viagra, and shall be according to the prosecution to the Russian police have taken advantage of him sexually for three days.</span></p>
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		<title>Domino&#8217;s Pizza &#8211; Scandal in the kitchen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two emplyees has been fired after putting several Video on Youtube.
 
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		<title>Katy Perry &#8211; Hot and Cold Ukraine version</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m glad katy Perry isn&#8217;t from Ukraine.
This is just HILARIOUS!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m glad katy Perry isn&#8217;t from Ukraine.</p>
<p>This is just HILARIOUS!<br />
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		<title>Facebook &#8211; 50 years</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How Facebook would be in about 50 years.
 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">How Facebook would be in about 50 years.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"> </p>
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		<title>President Barack Obama on «Tonigt Show with Jay Leno».</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kayo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The President sits down with Jay and talks about politics, the economy and adjusting to his new lifestyle.
Watch the full interview here.
 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">The President sits down with Jay and talks about politics, the economy and adjusting to his new lifestyle.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Watch the full interview here.</p>
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