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Archive for March, 2009

• Yahoo News – Humor

  • Shopping on an Empty Stomach (Peter McKay)
    Peter McKay - This past Wednesday on the way home from work, my wife and I picked up our 16-year-old son from his guitar lessons and headed home. On the way, though, my wife had to stop at the grocery store to just pick up a few items. […]
  • Palin Says Refudiate Appears in Fictionary: Calls Critics Incohecent (Andy Borowitz)
    Andy Borowitz - WASILLA, Alaska (The Borowitz Report) — Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin defended her use of the word "refudiate," telling her critics, "Look it up in the fictionary." […]
  • Keep the Change (Peter McKay)
    Peter McKay - Like most average (or let's be completely honest: slightly-less-than-average) parents of three teenagers, I am constantly broke. It's a process all parents go through as their children grow toward adulthood. Babies want your love. Little kids want your attention. Teenagers want your spare cash. […]
  • Like Watching Paint Dry Â… (Peter McKay)
    Peter McKay - For the past two and a half weeks, I've been painting a room in our house for our 14-year-old daughter. It will take me another two or three weekends to get it done. If that seems like a long time, it's not that I'm a slow and careful painter or that I'm so busy I can't find time. The reason is that I've decided, f […]
  • Millions Watch Rich Guy Get New Job (Andy Borowitz)
    Andy Borowitz - GREENWICH, CT (The Borowitz Report) — Millions of Americans huddled around their televisions Thursday night, transfixed by the spectacle of an incredibly wealthy man getting a new job. In living rooms, bars and restaurants across the country, a record audience gathered to watch the rich guy announce who would be signing his massive new payche […]

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